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Expected 31 October 2026

Launch day: 31 October

TardiGeddon opens to everyone on 31 October: in your browser, and as apps for Android, iPhone and iPad.

• Make an account by 31 October to get the Founder pack.
• The first 1,000 players also get the Early bird pack.

28 October 2026

A fairer CPU, a spooky sky and some fixes

• The CPU takes its time like a person: it looks around, then picks a weapon, aims and fires.
• Normal is a closer fight: no more wild misses, and it uses the Fire Punch when you’re right next to it.
• Spooky season: bats and leaves drift across the menu’s sky.
• Fixed: a tardigrade wedged between two bits of land no longer hangs in the air and stops the game.
• Fixed: tardigrades at the edge of the screen no longer hide under the touch buttons.

25 October 2026

Rope Race courses, a tidier weapons panel and more help

• Rope Race: real courses you can finish, with a different mix of easy and hard parts every time.
• The weapons panel is in sections: thrown, shots and close up, drop and run, from the sky, getting about, and superweapons.
• New power bar options for learning: slower charging, or a bar that goes back down.
• More help during a match, with a switch in Settings to turn it off.
• Tutorial: you always take the first turn, and you come straight back if you’re popped.