https://tardigeddon.com/news Updates, what's coming and fixes for TardiGeddon. en-gb https://tardigeddon.com/news#2026-10-31-launch 2026-10-31-launch Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:00:00 GMT Expected 31 October 2026. TardiGeddon opens to everyone on 31 October: in your browser, and as apps for Android, iPhone and iPad. - Make an account by 31 October to get the Founder pack. - The first 1,000 players also get the Early bird pack. https://tardigeddon.com/news#2026-10-28-cpu-sky 2026-10-28-cpu-sky Wed, 28 Oct 2026 12:00:00 GMT - The CPU takes its time like a person: it looks around, then picks a weapon, aims and fires. - Normal is a closer fight: no more wild misses, and it uses the Fire Punch when you’re right next to it. - Spooky season: bats and leaves drift across the menu’s sky. - Fixed: a tardigrade wedged between two bits of land no longer hangs in the air and stops the game. - Fixed: tardigrades at the edge of the screen no longer hide under the touch buttons. https://tardigeddon.com/news#2026-10-25-rope-race 2026-10-25-rope-race Sun, 25 Oct 2026 12:00:00 GMT - Rope Race: real courses you can finish, with a different mix of easy and hard parts every time. - The weapons panel is in sections: thrown, shots and close up, drop and run, from the sky, getting about, and superweapons. - New power bar options for learning: slower charging, or a bar that goes back down. - More help during a match, with a switch in Settings to turn it off. - Tutorial: you always take the first turn, and you come straight back if you’re popped.